You'll be pleased to hear that we are not, in fact, experiencing unprecedented call volumes.
If we gave out our phone number, we probably would be.
But we'd prefer you use the form below instead.
Tell me what needs "fixing". I'll tell you if I have the right screwdriver for it.
Quality Service (Depending on the Day)
Whether it's a leaky tap or a shelf that's slightly diagonal, I bring a level of enthusiasm that almost makes up for my lack of specialized tools.
Available for hire some days ending in y, provided it's not raining and I haven't lost my favorite screwdriver. If the humour and photos don't put you off, see our contact form for details.
What People Are Saying (Mostly)
Anna, Essex★★★★★
"Fixed the leaking bath. Though I have a complaint about my new bath waste. The bottom bit doesn't drain and when you wash dirty things in it the dirt collects in it and then spreads out into the bathwater when you next have a bath! But the worst thing is that the cover over the holes is so positioned that I can see my reflection in it!!!! Not nice."
'Vaguely Competent' Note: The customer chose and provided the bath waste for fitting. We'd be happy to swap it again in future, but for now they will just have to 'reflect' on their choice. Or use more bubble bath.
Jacob, Hertfordshire★★★★☆
"Did a really good job with the floor. I'll have to call you in next time."
Sarah, Nottinghamshire★★★★★
"Fixed the garden gate. It's mostly straight. He did have to borrow my hammer because his was 'vibrating at a frequency he didn't trust'."
'Vaguely Competent' Note: We appreciate the attempt to jive with our humour. We've sprinkled some holy(ish) water on the hammer just to be safe.
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Project Showcase
Our actual work is better than our camera work. Slide the handle to see the transformation:
The Stopcock Success: Swapped the old, seized valve for something that actually stops water. No divers were required during this installation.
The Living Room Refresh: We learned that "Eggshell" is a color, not a structural requirement.
